Reverting To “The Civilian Apprentice”

It was recently reported that The Apprentice will go back to its original version with a number of job applicants competing to win a job within Donald Trump’s organization. As you’re probably aware, this and the previous two seasons have been all-celebrity versions. While lots of money has been raised for great causes and there …

Starting To Feel Like A Monkey’s Uncle

In February of ’09, I was at a Super Bowl party at a local restaurant. A waitress was wearing Saints gear — and I specifically told her, “Darling, it’s going to be a cold day in Ecuador before they win a Super Bowl.” Well, they’re 120 minutes away from the Lombardi trophy. Fast forward to …

What The (censored) Were They Thinking?

A disturbing story that hit home crossed the wires today. Kings Island amusement park, located just outside Cincinnati, had an early Halloween exhibit featuring “skeletons” of celebrities who’ve died within the last few months — including Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett. But wait, it gets worse. The exhibit also had the likeness of a deceased …