It’s gonna take a lotto luck (victory in Lamar Co.)

Congratulations are in order. YES 64.1%NO 35.9% I guess the “come for the POTUS election, stay to support our school system” strategy worked. But seriously, to the Lamar County School District leadership, that’s just one hurdle cleared. There are more hurdles to clear. For the rest of Mississippi, it will be interesting to see if …

It’s gonna take a lotto luck (Lamar County’s second attempt)

Welp, if at first you don’t succeed, try try again. The Lamar County School District is giving its bond issue another chance in front of voters. It’s the same one as before. As before, it needs a 60% supermajority of yes votes. If it clears that hurdle, it will mean new buildings for Purvis High …

Three words of advice to newscast producers: Just say no

It’s been about seven years since I last produced a newscast. There’s been a pandemic since then. Certain perpetrators of satellite media tours apparently closed their office for good (thank goodness). So maybe the following advice is a little antiquated. But — with autumn on the horizon, organizers of satellite media tours may be thinking …

It’s gonna take a lotto luck (Lamar Co. follow-up)

The results are in — and it’s bad news for the Lamar County School District… YES 53.82%NO 46.18% …a 60% supermajority of yes votes was needed for the win — hence why it’s a loss. I’m writing this reaction to the results from the perspective of an Ohioan. Yes, I know Lamar County, Mississippi, long …

“The Hollywood Squirrels” Final answer?

Random thoughts on recent game show developments. There’s word CBS will reboot “Hollywood Squares” in primetime next January. About all that’s known is Drew Barrymore will be the center square. Good pick. There’s a generation, and I’ll include myself in it, who’s seen her grow up in front of the camera from “E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial” …

It’s gonna take a lotto luck (follow-up)

Roughly four and a half years after the Mississippi Lottery sold its first scratch-off tickets, we may have our first sign it’s not helping our state’s schools. The Lamar County School District is putting a bond referendum up for votes in May. District leaders say the maximum amount of the bond issue would be $117 …

You’re a fake, baby. You can’t conceal it. Part VI.

Huh boy — let’s hope this doesn’t start another series of long posts. To see the first five parts, go to DougMorris.org/search and search “You’re a fake, baby. You can’t conceal it.” Maybe I shouldn’t open up about this but I will. I gave up online dating for Lent — for the third time. Unless …

Are you reelin’ in the years?

We begin with this image that’s made the rounds on Facebook. Did the creator of this sign lose a job? I can’t say with certainty. I’ve seen worse. I remember seeing “F BREAKFAST” on a similar display at a certain restaurant in town. There was noticeable space between “F” and “BREAKFAST” — with the sixth …

Math and science are wonderful things

It seems appropriate one day after Pi Day that this happens. As this writer sees it, the only people who really wanted the relocation of the Mississippi University for Women and the Mississippi School for Mathematics and Science to Mississippi State University, or to have any MSU involvement at all, are the legislators who proposed …