Ho hum, more marital infidelity in the news. Latest developments involve a hometown hero.
Rather than go into the sordid details — for you probably already know same, we’re bound to hear more and we’ll grow tired of hearing all about the situation — let me just throw out a couple of questions to those who’ve run afoul of marital responsibility.
1. Why aren’t you giving us, the unmarried men, a chance at these women? (Disclosure for first time visitors: I’ve been widowed since the 10th night of 2007.) You could do us a favor by hooking us up.
2. The better question. What part of “love, honor and cherish” your wife are you failing to understand?